1937-, American Actor, Comedian, Producer
A word to the wise isn't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
Bill Cosby – [Advice]
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
Bill Cosby – [Children]
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Bill Cosby – [Graffiti]
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby – [Success]
I wasn't always black… There was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Bill Cosby – [Race and Racism]
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Bill Cosby – [Fathers]
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
Bill Cosby – [Parents and Parenting]
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
Bill Cosby – [Music]
Parents are not quite interested injustice, they are interested in quiet.
Bill Cosby – [Parents and Parenting]
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Bill Cosby – [Marriage]
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Bill Cosby – [Advertising]
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
Bill Cosby – [Quality]